My niece and nephew and I play a game called “Emperor Palpatine Whoopie Cushion.” Essentially, the kids put imaginary whoopee cushions on a chair and then I, as Emperor Palpatine, sit on the chair, make a farting noise, and chase them around the room shouting about how I’m going to destroy them. So, for his fifth birthday, Sam requested an Emperor Palpatine whoopie cushion cake. Here is what I came up with.